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Stages of Biting Another Kid on the Next-to-Last Day of Kindergarten

  1. Have an unstructured morning, filled with unexpected transitions and disruptions of your regular routine.
  2. At lunchtime recess, engage in some kind of imaginative war play incorporating a jumprope, with the two other kindergarteners with extreme rigidity issues and underdeveloped social language skills.
  3. Have a disagreement about what is supposed to happen next. Realize you are not going to get your way with words, and are unlikely to win a tug of war.

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