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Yes I have entered the t-shirt contest. No I do not have time for this.
“Puddin’ Head Jones”- FRAN FREY & HIS ORCHESTRA
A delightful 78RPM side courtesy of gramophoneshane, who has posted nearly 1400 of these things.
(via @rcjohnso)
i asked around, it says ‘stain yourself with the flavor of the new red sauce cheetos’.
I don’t know Spanish, but I think it means, “New Cheetos, for people that like to bathe in human blood”. Is that right?
I couldn’t imagine a world in which I would NOT WANT to try Salsa Roja-flavored Cheetos until I saw one of these billboards.
I don’t think I need to see Taken again.
Sometimes in addition to a very particular set of skills one needs a very particular form of outerwear.
“Thus far, the actors have ignored audience members’ squirms and anxious expressions, opting instead to clap in an effort to get everyone to clap along with them.
Oh, no, more singing and dancing performers have just entered the balcony.”
(hat tip @textism)
NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams
This is what every March sounds like to me.